What the… America has banned the import of Vegemite!

8 11 2006

First they have a president who’s an actor, then they perform an unprovoked attack pre-emptive strike on another country, now the United States has banned the import of Vegemite!

And why… it contains FOLATE!
Haven’t they heard the Vegemite song? Don’t they know it puts a rose in every cheek?

Now all Vegemite needs to do is replace folate with trans fat, salt and some corn syrup and it’ll be A-OK with the FDA.

Update: It’s now reported that this is absolute rubbish, but the original news article does not reflect this. C’mon old media, get your act together, you’re starting to look like Today Tonight.




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